How to Crash a Party Guayaba Style

Dear reader, 

As you might know, the base of a good relationship among many things is honesty. With that being said, I present you The-Guayaba-Ugly-Truth:

Ugly Truth #1:

I watch  Sabado Gigante Saturday evenings.

Ugly Truth #2:

I don't like to shower on Sundays.

Ugly Truth #3:

I think Dr. House is a hottie with limping leg and everything.

Ugly Truth #4:

I have been crashing Fashion Week for the past 5 years. I've crashed into the tents so many times all the security guards know me and greet me everywhere I go. They love me and I love them too. I've establish a relationship with the regulars, some of them call me Goldie Locks. This year however I'm playing the stalker. And I'm liking it......

I want this beautiful pink specimen.

I'm giving you a fast forward image of me in 30 years :)

Drama drama drama! This reminds me of my old post:

Are you coming with me?

Late Afternoon Gal. Hottie, hottie, hottie.

http://www.lateafternoonblog.com/

I'm keeping an eye on you Focker!

I know you like to be stalked, I know you do ;)

I can crash the shows too. Wanna hang out with me?

Nicole Miller Fall 2012. My favorite looks:

...and Charlotte Ronson

The shoes! the shoes!!!

And with the scuba look I leave you. For now.

Once a stalker always a stalker.

Doggie Dog World

Who wants a dog eats dog world when you can have a doggie dog world? A world full of puppies! (concept stolen from my fellow Colombian Sofia Vergara in Modern family). And why torture your cats bringing a dog into your place when you can borrow your neighbor's horse dog for a photo shoot?

I have to give special thanks to my photographer who still wants to remain incognito. I've given him/ her the artistic name of Alcibiades. So thank you Alcibiades for being so patient and putting up with all of my crazy ideas. Alcibiades also does first communions and weddings.

ZARA skirt, Miu Miu shoes, BCBG peplum belt, JCrew shirt.

volareee oh oh!

I came across these pictures a couple of years ago. I've tried to find out who created them, but I haven't been successful. I keep wondering....how does he/she gets the flies (they are intact! almost as if they died of natural causes and by natural causes I don't mean squeezed between the wall (or any flat surface) and the fly killer better known in South America as "the Mata Moscas"). Mental note: ask my brother how do flies die of natural causes? do they just drop dead while flying?

You can consider these pictures as artistic, or you can consider them to be a waste of 60 seconds you are never getting back (sorry! please keep visiting), but you can't deny that who ever came up with this idea has: a. way too much free time on it's hands and b. a filthy house full of flies and God knows what else.

Hope you like them! Enjoy your weekend.

 

 Weee weee weeee!!!!

Somebody explain this picture to me please! What kind of party are these flies having?